Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Case Study on How a Left Wing Brain Works

I have been told that among the common psychological characteristics evident in conservatives are:
  • Fear and aggression
  • Dogmatism and intolerance of ambiguity
  • Uncertainty avoidance
  • Need for cognitive closure
  • Terror management

The Case Study


This email can serve as an example of the difference between the mental operations of a left wing type brain, and a right wing type brain. This email was posted on a conservative website:


This woman is 51.

Gillian McKeith is a TV “health guru” advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a pescetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets colonic irrigation and supplements, also making statements that yeast is harmful, that the colour of food is nutritionally significant, and about the utility of lingual and faecal examination.




This woman is 50.

Nigella Lawson is a TV cook, who eats nothing but meat, butter and desserts. So forget “join a gym and eat more celery”...remember "everything in moderation."



How does a right wing brain process this email?  1. Very quickly get past the critical thinking part. 2. Arrive at conclusion:  this proves that eating meat and doing everything the big corporations say to do will make you healthy and beautiful. 3. Hit "Forward to all contacts" key, giving cognitive closure.


How does a left wing brain process this email? 1. Think who is sending these ridiculous emails now? 2. Think how easily some people are duped by anything they read. 3. Ask some questions such as, was Nigella's picture taken when she was 50? After all the caption says "This woman is 50.", not "This woman is 50 now, but in this (possibly photoshopped) picture she was 41. Second question: Why is Nigella holding a bowl of cherries if she only eats "meat, butter and desserts"? A bowl of cherries is fruit, isn't it? Maybe you consider a bowl of raw fruit a dessert, but I don't. To me dessert is cake, pie, or ice cream. Raw, unprocessed fruit is health food. If you think raw fruit is a dessert, you probably have a healthier diet than me.

4. Left wing brain looks up this miracle woman on Google, because a left wing brain is inclined to be skeptical that a fit, youthful, 50 year old woman would not exercise.

5. Left wing brain spends a little time looking at some other web pages such as this one. Puffy Eyed Nigella

6. While looking at the above website, the left wing brain notes that Nigella looks a bit worse for wear, and 7. Nigella admits to going to a gym, which sort of contradicts the email, but not really if you read it right. It never said Nigella does not go to the gym, it merely told you to forget about going to a gym.

8. Left wing brain hits "delete" key.


So to summarize the difference in brains. Right wing brain handles the job quickly, efficiently, takes action and moves on to other important stuff. Left wing brain dilly dallies, faffs about, and in the end does nothing. Second conclusion, 99% of forwarded emails are probably going to come from right wing brain type people.

By the way, what does the other woman, Gillian McKeith, look like in a flattering photo?
http://www.malextra.com/celebrity_interviews/Gillian+McKeith+Talks+Diets+Workouts+And+Poo-62137.html

3 comments:

  1. On the other hand, it requires a 'right wing brain' to get the significance of something like, 'Buck up, or stay in the truck!'

    Huh?!

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  2. Interpretation of Palinese: "Buck up or stay in the truck"

    Buck up traditionally means: cheer, embolden, hearten, recreate. (I have to add: without the use of beer or recreational drugs, not mentioned in the online dictionary, but implied)

    I googled "Stay in the truck" minus Palin and didn't find much but T-shirts and trucker hat slogans. So this part is not a known expression. So it's probabaly uncoded, plain English.

    The basic information we start with is that (1) you are already in a truck (2) a truck was needed to get to where are at. (3) getting out of truck is inadvisable unless you are bucked up.

    We know that pickup trucks (often called simply "trucks") are a symbol of conservative manhood. I will guess conservative truck, so we are obviously not at a peace rally or a latte sipping session. More likely, we are at a Palin family a moose hunt. And, coincidentally, this actually does require being fairly bucked up before getting out of the truck.

    Case solved. Alternate wording: "Anyone who's bucked up, get out of the truck!"

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  3. Arghhh!

    That is obviously an explanation provided by a 'left wing brain' ... way too long and complicated for 'right wing brains' ... LOL!!!

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